We aren't going to call it back to school, because that's simply too gruesome, but some of the items you can get in the store could be repurposed for, you know, holding pencils, erasing mistakes, writing down important stuff you should try to remember, things like that.
If you have an emergency, contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org. I will be in town. But I'm moving, so I'll be a little busy. But sometimes, you NEED an inflatable Unicorn head pronto. And I understand this.
We had an amazing first week. Thank you to all who came out and signed our wall and ate our candy and danced to our music and laughed at our jokes and sat in our gummy bear chair.